Go Vegan, Prevent War

"The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after invading Ukraine, I was anxious and irritable."

-Vladimir Putin


https://archive.org/download/220227-go-vegan-prevent-war/220227%20Go%20Vegan%2C%20Prevent%20War.mp3

Professor Mac's Ethics Course

 Notable Fategories expert and Dewstorian Maclane takes a break from the rigors of his academic schedule to present Jake with an auditory tutelage in the finer points of not being a schizophrenic hypocritical animal abuser.


https://archive.org/download/220225-professor-macs-ethics-course/220225%20Professor%20Mac%27s%20Ethics%20Course.mp3

Centering Fat Voices

 but first a half hour of football stuff. Maclane wanted me to write a joke about groundhog's day here, but that seemed a little fat-shamey to me.


https://archive.org/download/220202-centering-fat-voices/220202%20Centering%20Fat%20Voices.mp3

Brotein Shake

 fiber is the most important meal of the day https://archive.org/download/250523-brotein-shake/250523%20Brotein%20Shake.mp3