The True History of Halloween

 prank rule number one: if at all possible, involve a cow

(this episode is just the audio track of a youtube video I'm currently working on)

https://archive.org/download/261002-the-true-history-of-halloween/261002%20The%20True%20History%20of%20Halloween.mp3

Rise of the Quack (1950-2026)

 a long boring episode that was mainly made just to finish duck history and get that monkey off Jake's back

https://archive.org/download/260918-rise-of-the-quack-1950-2026/260918%20Rise%20of%20the%20Quack%20%281950-2026%29.mp3

The Trouble with College Football

 The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Secret Clock

https://archive.org/download/260908-the-trouble-with-college-football/260908%20The%20Trouble%20with%20College%20Football.mp3

Fall Watch 2026

 rutgers are imposters

https://archive.org/download/260904-fall-watch-2026/260904%20Fall%20Watch%202026.mp3

The Rambling Continues

 we can't revolt against the British crown, that would be abandoning our principles.

https://archive.org/download/260818-the-rambling-continues/260818%20The%20Rambling%20Continues.mp3

Incoherent Rambling

 you think government should enforce a vision of the common good for its own people? that's Woke Right, buddy.

https://archive.org/download/260817-incoherent-rambling_202608/260817%20Incoherent%20Rambling.mp3

Liberation from Reality, Part 2

 we may have girlbossed too close to the sun

https://archive.org/download/260714-liberation-from-reality-part-2/260714%20Liberation%20from%20Reality%2C%20Part%202.mp3

Liberation from Reality, Part 1

 audiences demanded more of jake dryly reading a book alone into a microphone

https://archive.org/download/260713-liberation-from-reality-part-1_202607/260713%20Liberation%20from%20Reality%2C%20Part%201.mp3

The Big 250

 hot dog

https://archive.org/download/260704-the-big-250/260704%20The%20Big%20250.mp3

The Tale of Tex: A Lost Westbros Episode

 justice for tex

https://archive.org/download/260629-the-tale-of-tex-a-lost-westbros-episode/260629%20The%20Tale%20of%20Tex-%20A%20Lost%20Westbros%20Episode.mp3

The Westbros Order of Royal Mooses

ugga ugga boo ugga boo boo ugga

https://archive.org/download/260612-the-westbros-order-of-royal-mooses/260612%20The%20Westbros%20Order%20of%20Royal%20Mooses.mp3