Saving the Planet

  Let a bunch of effeminate weirdos tell you what being a REAL man is

..also Jake's microphone started randomly cutting out in the second half. I suspect Buzzfeed operatives were hacking the computer but idk

https://archive.org/download/210728-saving-the-planet_202107/210728%20Saving%20the%20Planet.mp3

The Soy and I

 Just drink it, you science deniers

https://archive.org/download/210725-the-soy-and-i/210725%20The%20Soy%20and%20I.mp3

Hello eBay, My Old Friend

I've come to laugh at you again

https://archive.org/download/210718-hello-ebay-my-old-friend/210718%20Hello%20Ebay%2C%20My%20Old%20Friend.mp3 

Modernity vs Adventure

Adventure wanted; will go anywhere, do anything. Send replies to box thirteen.

https://archive.org/download/210714-modernity-vs-adventure/210714%20Modernity%20vs%20Adventure.mp3 

Government vs Milk

 I'm the government and I'm here to help.

https://archive.org/download/210707-government-vs-milk/210707%20Government%20vs%20Milk.mp3

Karens vs. Fireworks

 Don't let the cranky old people ruin your holiday

https://archive.org/download/210704-karens-vs-fireworks/210704%20Karens%20vs%20Fireworks.mp3